Kevin Kisner Is A Freak Athlete

Speechless. I’ve seen guys dunk from the free throw line. I’ve witnessed receivers haul in frozen ropes with one hand while keeping both feet inbounds. Never in my life did I think I’d watch all 130 pounds of Aiken steel and sex appeal pure putts while strapped into moon boots. Incredible. Some people are just born with unteachable athleticism. Is Kiz gonna fuck around and win a gold medal in men’s gymnastics next summer!?

PS — if you think I’m not putting exclusively strapped into this contraption from now on, you’re crazy. Go Kiz go.